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[villaindujour]

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Comments

[deadashale]

Shut up. Also ew.

You're obviously handsome because the Hale genes, but ew no.

[duelo]

How dare you, crushing my dreams like this?

I guess you won't be going to that show after all.

[deadashale]

Yeah, right, smartass. What were you going to strip to Fall Out Boy?

Like Diego would strip anyway, so I'm not missing much.

[duelo]

Hey, whoa, don't bring Fall Out Boy into this. They never did anything to you.

That's a good point.

[deadashale]

Nothing, but you strip to music you like, soooooo.....?

I may not know him well yet, but I've figured that much out, ha!

[duelo]

You're a jerk.

[deadashale]

In the job description - I have to tease you every so often!

[deadlycurves]

Fall Out Boy? Seriously? We gotta fix your music tastes, man.

[duelo]

It isn't like they're the be all, end all of my musical choices, man.

[ They're...just his favorite. Shut up, don't judge him; they were cool when he was in high school and he never really kicked the habit. ]

[deadlycurves]

I stand by my statement.

[deadlycurves]

In front of a whole crowd, for money? Nah. But you might be surprised what I'd do in the bedroom with the right person. [True statements? Yes. Also just because it's kind of hilarious when Derek gets weird about his best friend and his sister flirting? Also yes.]

[duelo]

Dude.

[deadlycurves]

What?

[duelo]

Come on, man, that's my sister. Can't you guys flirt in private where I don't have to see it? You'd lose your shit if I talked like that with Vanya where you could see it.

[ Which unwittingly and falsely implies that he talks like that with Vanya in the first place, which...well. That's not a thing they do and, worse, dropping the "or Allison" from that sentence puts a spotlight on a thing Derek hasn't quite realized on his own, yet, so all in all, this is a regrettable response and this is what happens when Derek Hale gets a little flustered. ]

[deadlycurves]

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You're talking to my sister like that somewhere privately?

[duelo]

What?

[ He has to read back his last response to figure out where the hell Diego came up with that response. ...oh. Oh. ]

No. I'm not, I meant that hypothetically.

[gigue]

[what did she stumble into]

[deadlycurves]

[Oh. That's........ awkward.] ....hi, Vee.

[gigue]

I - hi. I didn't mean to - that was an accident.

[please can she transport to a third universe now]

[duelo]

[ Oh, shit...now it's weird... ]

[deadlycurves]

I like you, Derek. But I am not above hurting you if you hurt my sister, in any way. [He doesn't care that he knows Derek is absolutely nothing like the last guy Vanya was with. There is a lot in even this implication, whether it's true or not-- and Diego isn't sure if it is or not, honestly.]

[duelo]

[ So...not a good time to mention that there might've been a hypothetical kiss under a sprig of hypothetical mistletoe and there's a not-so-hypothetical date that he still technically owes Vanya after the auction at the Gala? No, yeah, he didn't think so. ]

Diego, seriously? You think I don't know that? I'd say the same thing to you except that I know my sister could do a lot more damage than I can, if it came down to it, but more importantly? I don't expect to need to say it to you. I kind of wish you didn't feel like you needed to say it to me, either... Especially since it's not even relevant. I hang out with Vanya like I hang out with you.

[ ...not exactly? He hangs out with Vanya more and they talk about deeper sorts of things, but that's for sure the wrong thing to say. ]

[deadlycurves]

Are you seriously gonna get all indignant about this? It's not like it's personal. I'd say the same thing to anybody trying to get with my sister.

["She's been through enough," kept trying to come out of his mouth, but he bit it back because that feels like airing too much to the general public, even if there are absolutely no details in such a statement.

Plus, how does the best friend not get the harsher shovel talk than a stranger? They ought to know better than anybody the way that would go, and tread extra careful because of it.]

You're the one that made it sound that way.

[deadashale]

I might just have to keep that in mind.

Diego | Laura

[deadlycurves]

I hope you do.