Network; video / opening roommate spam
Apr. 1st, 2020 08:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Cook gets out of the government office and is completely floored by the news they give him, but he's a trooper so he keeps on moving. He spends his entire first check on alcohol, drugs, and party hats, then lugs the boxes of goodies back to his brand new apartment. In the common room, he puts on his party hat, takes a pill and switches his feed on. He didn't bother meeting his roommates first because he's too excited about this whole new universe.]
Oy everyone, I'm Cook and you're all invited to room 103 in celebration of my birthday. I'm 17 today so all bets are off, do what the fuck you like. Flush your mates down the toilet, eat grapes off each other, smash speakers over your heads. If partying's a crime, who's going to be arrested first? Let's go fucking mental! [He grabs a beer and half-chugs, half-pours it on his mouth.]
Oy everyone, I'm Cook and you're all invited to room 103 in celebration of my birthday. I'm 17 today so all bets are off, do what the fuck you like. Flush your mates down the toilet, eat grapes off each other, smash speakers over your heads. If partying's a crime, who's going to be arrested first? Let's go fucking mental! [He grabs a beer and half-chugs, half-pours it on his mouth.]