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[villaindujour]

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Comments

[solipsistically]

You'd be surprised how resourceful he is after 45 years in an apocalypse alone.

[(Anonymous)]

45 years on your own? No wonder you're such an asshole. I only lasted five minutes with you before I wanted to kill myself.

[solipsistically]

Jesus, if you're not blood-related to me, five minutes is a long time. Usually, by then the other person would either give up or they'd end up on the wrong side of my weapon. Good on you.

[(Anonymous)]

So you actually kill people?

[solipsistically]

Apocalypse alone, remember? Do you have any idea what it's like in an apocalypse? All bets are off.

[ That, and, the Commission but despite his frustration with them and the poor standing he's in as of late, Number Five really does respect that branch of government and he's not about to be the one to out it. ]

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you said you were alone. Do you mean like zombies and shit? That doesn't count as killing.

[solipsistically]

Other people existed. I just wasn't with them. Are you being intentionally obtuse or what? This conversation has lost my interest.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, not surprising. I've heard most guys your age think of sex like 98% of the time. Having an actual conversation must be difficult.

[solipsistically]

That makes no sense. I'm bored of this conversation because your mediocrity is forcing me to talk myself in circles. I wasn't aware of that statistic, but I feel like the number is flawed. Unless you've lost track of the part where I'm a lot older than I look.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that's why you keep wasting your time responding.