audio \\ advertisement!!!

[une_comedienne]

[ The folks at Majestic Marketing felt like they hit the jackpot. Lots of companies were interested in advertising to Supers, but outside of broad marketing strategies, no one who wasn't a Displaced Super had automatic access to their network communications. So when Miriam Maisel reported for her first day as a voice actor, they immediately recorded and asked her to blast out her first ad — they moved fast before the new Super could fully understand what was going on.

It helps that when Midge first stepped through that portal, she gained powers without gaining the full knowledge, that she has those powers.

The bet, of course, is that even if Midge figures it out and doesn't want to another targeted ad later, Majestic Marketing will have at least cashed in big for their first-ever ad just for Displaced Supers. And boy did they have a brand who was itching to get the Supers' ears. ]

We get it.

[ The voice you hear is clearly feminine with a touch of sass. And a little pep. ]

You're in a new place. A new Earth, and most of the time, with new powers.

[ The producer gives Miriam a thumbs up. You're doin' great hun. ]

For the first time ever, Chanel is launching its custom line, tailored pieces made just for Supers. Our new fabrics will adapt to a variety of changes, all unique to you.

[ Holding half of the over-ear headphones over her own ears, Midge reads the last few lines in a slightly lower, sexier voice. It's a little too clear that she's having too much fun with it. ]

See what we have to offer at Chanel.com. In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

[ And cut. ]

Comments

audio;

[atypically]

...the fuck?

audio;

[solipsistically]

[ He makes exactly zero effort to hide his annoyance and all probably sounds awfully cynical coming from the voice of an apparent child. ]

Oh, good. I'm so glad they've found a way to utilize the Supers network to advertise directly to us. You know, just in case we weren't inundated enough with the advertising everywhere on general access television, billboards, radio, newspapers, magazines, social media, benches, public transportation, and God knows where else that I'm forgetting about. Wouldn't want us to miss out on direct marketing for a bunch of bullshit we don't fucking need.

audio:

[wonafight]

[ He can't resist the sound of that voice, especially as it playfully dips on the last line. ]

Well, hello.

video;

[justaddh2o]

[ There's a snort of laughter and then the Australian accent tight with amusement; she doesn't think it's an actual ad so much as some newbie trying to get some laughs on her way in. She looks appropriately impressed. ]

Mate, we're already different. This was good, though, you almost had me thinking there was an actual ad on the network.

[hellogoodhigh]

Bold of Chanel to assume we have the funds for their couture stuff.
Or that we'd want superhero gear.

I mean you don't see any of us running around with a mask being vigilantes.

[ You know, except Diego. ]

Voice;

[caseyk]

Is this just an ad or do you actually know enough about the product to answer questions? If so, I have some.

[ Casey might very well be the only person in this post who is actually interested in product, for all she knows. She is interested, that much is true, but mostly she's looking for something she can turn into a new uniform. She doesn't have the Supergirl one here, but even if she did, it looks so much like her dad's that it feels like she'd be calling too much attention to herself. If this special line is actually functional rather than just expensive and pretty, Chanel might have themselves a new regular customer. ]

audio;

[adhuc]

I don't mean to waste your time, but.

Kudos to you and your agent, they picked the right person for this kind of job.

[ Thinly veiled compliment? You bet. ]