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[it's exactly what it sounds like. poor eddie, he has no idea what he's gotten into— light-up dress and everything included.]

Did my message not send? I said, “what do I gotta do to get a date?”

[the sad thing is, klaus genuinely would assume eddie didn't get the text, not that he's too surprised. or that he's worried his friends are off somewhere, having a laugh at his expense.]

...no, I got it.

[ Just...what the fuck is happening? Is this a joke? Did Richie put him up to this? ]

I just wasn't sure I read it right?

Oh. [...at least his intentions here are totally, blatantly upfront? (for the most part.)

and considering he has no idea who richie is, he's pretty sure nobody's put him up to this. he's being outright honest: eddie's attractive and if klaus stands even the slightest chance, you're damn right he's going for it.]

Well, now it's there twice, so I'd say you read it right.

Oh.

[ Okay, so now he just...needs to figure out how he's supposed to proceed. That's...you know. That should be easy enough. Except that it isn't. The literal only person Eddie's ever dated, he married. He's never even actually taken the idea of men into consideration if he ignores the sporadic passing thoughts about Richie when they were in D.C., but those don't count. They can't count. It's just because he'd been so glad to get a second chance at life and that his best friend is here to live it with him, that's all it is. And that he misses Myra.

Except he never misses Myra, but...then again, he's never been an entire dimension hop away from her, so maybe he does? ]

Wait. Like, with me?

[ He's smart, he promises, it's just...that he's being taken severely off his guard. ]

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[jesus tapdancing christ, this poor guy seriously doesn't stand a chance.

thank goodness, klaus is patient and, ah, mostly kind, so eddie won't need to worry about being judged for his confusion. actually, to be honest, he thinks it's kind of adorable. makes him wanna take the older man home and teach him a thing or two (or three). perhaps it's good he hasn't met richie yet because he'd question their ‘friendship’ without hesitation—

not in a bad way, just if he realizes they seem friendlier than usual, which eddie would have every right to ignore since it's not any of klaus's business.]

Yes, with you. [a beat then he adds:] Unless you'd like your wife to join?

Hey, is this gonna be a casual date or do I need to, like, actually dress up? [before he's even been given an answer... klaus, no.]

[ Wow, all right. Well, this is a first. Like, completely. Even with Myra, he'd been the one to ask her out. How he'd gotten up the guts to do that, he doesn't really remember, but he knows that he was the one who asked her. So quite literally this is the first time he's being asked out by anyone and, compounding that, it's by a man. Not that Eddie's put off by that, because he isn't, but it's not...really how he would've expected things?

It probably takes him entirely too long to respond because he's honestly not sure what he's supposed to say to that? ]

I don't...I've never...I mean, I've only ever been with Myra.

[ Which he doesn't realize isn't exactly a yes or a no because he's too busy trying to process an idea that's foreign. Not entirely unwelcome, admittedly, because it's flattering if nothing else, but still. Foreign. ]

Right, well good luck, yeah? In the meantime, don't make plans for tonight. I'm bringing home this lovely specimen for us to play with. Don't say I never gave you anything, my love.

[so, is this... good? bad??? klaus can't actually tell which direction it's going to go, but as it stands, everything seems fine for the moment. aside from the blatant confusion on eddie's end, though is that because he's being asked out on a date or because he's being asked by a man? honest-to-god, he wouldn't assume either of those things if he hadn't just met the guy; however, it's a toss-up between them on which is more likely why eddie's discombobulated.

while it takes longer than usual, he's in no rush and definitely isn't panicked or anything.]

You're shitting me right now. She's the only date you've ever had and you married her? People really are blind.

[like, seriously, how could anyone not want to take eddie out? what deep, dark secret does he have that keeps people from acting? (whatever it is, klaus won't judge, he's got a closet full of his own skeletons, after all.)]

Holyfuckingshit, consider my schedule cleared for the night, then! Frankly, sweetheart, I don't deserve you.

We got pretty serious pretty fast, I guess. I never dated until college.

[ Mommy wouldn't let him and he wouldn't have wanted to subject a woman to his mother, anyway, back then. Not that he's going to admit that out loud. ]

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My mom wouldn't let me.

[ ...great. ]

Frankly, my darling, nobody does. But I love you anyway and sharing is caring. I'll text Scott to find somewhere else to stay the night and then I'll see you soon.

Cute. [sort of? also hella b o r i n g] And you had one date then married her?

[reminds him of the joke he made with luther some time back. eddie, however, might not be a virgin. (although that's something else he shouldn't go making assumptions about—) but damn, the network isn't taking any prisoners today.]

Ahhh, you had one of those overprotective mommies who didn't wanna let their little boy go... that makes more sense.

Sounds good to me. The poor boy probably doesn't need his ears bleeding from all the noise he'd have to suffer through.

Really though. I let him know he's welcome to join but since I reckon he'd rather not that it might be best if he could find somewhere else to stay for the night. I dunno if we'll need the whole night, but it doesn't hurt yeah?

I mean, we had more than one date, obviously. I just didn't date anyone besides her.

[ Well, this is just getting more and more uncomfortable, that's super... ]

I didn't write that. This network is fucking stupid.

[ But you'll note he isn't denying it, either. ]

More sense than what...?

[ Getting off track, but how can he not latch onto that? ]

Well, damn, I'd hope so if you ended up marrying her. [it's fortunate, eddie can't see him snickering or else it'd probably be worse for him and definitely turn out bad for klaus.

the denying isn't helping his case any, either.]

Agreed. If you get tired of it, we could always just talk in person? The network can't mess that kinda thing up.

[face-to-face though, there's a high chance klaus's mouth will move faster than his brain.]

Rather than thinking you were just a virgin living underneath a rock.

Better safe than sorry when it comes to this kinda thing, yeah. Maybe one day we'll break him down? But I don't think it'll be today.

Yeah, I figure as well. Are you excited? I'm practically vibrating, I'm so excited. I haven't had a good threeway in an age and I've been wanting to have at you since I met you. Yeah, I'm also thinking it won't be today, mate.

Right, on my way up now. Do a quick declutter and figure out whose bedroom is the least messy so we don't embarrass ourselves, yeah?

[ Eddie's just going to...sail away from more discussion about Myra because it's giving him anxiety. ]

Yeah, I guess you're right about that. The network can't fuck up real-time discussion. Is there anywhere decent to get a drink around here? I've been to Perfect Spot, but I haven't really checked anywhere else.

[ Well, for the first half of his life, that wasn't actually that far off. ]

Oh. Yeah, no. Not...no.

Extraordinarily! I can't remember the last time I hooked up with more than one person at a time. [actually, yes, he can... and it was terrible? so let's hope this goes better than that, but he's got a good feeling.] That's alright, at least you'll get your share of me now.

Yeah, that's definitely going to be your room since mine's as messy as its owner right now... but I got us covered.

[fair enough, klaus won't question the change of subject at all.]

The Perfect Spot is one place, but there's also the lounge and hotel if you prefer? Either way, the drinks are good. [even if he hasn't drank all that much since his arrival here and he's definitely not bringing up the fact they could rent a room.]

So, you aren't a virgin? Another good thing to know.

I can remember, but it's been a woeful gap between then and now. Oi, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be in my room all the bloody time when you haven't got your own, just watch.

( Is that joking or wishful thinking? The world may never know. )

Right, toss my dirty clothes in the hamper, will you, darling? I think that's all. Maybe make the bed if I forgot. Quick like. Be there in two shakes.

I've never been to that one, but if you have an address, I can find it. What I originally thought was kind of a lame, superfluous power has actually turned out to be super fucking useful. I'm like a walking GPS and shit, now. I can meet you at whichever you think would be better, just let me know.

[ Not that he's internally defining this as said date that Klaus was getting at, but if he actually looked at the bigger picture of this conversation, that's pretty much exactly what this is. ]

Uh, no. No, I'm not. I might be sheltered as far as the dating scene goes, especially since I've been out of circulation since I was even younger than you are, but no, I'm not quite that big a pity case.

Sure, I've got the address. [which he sends before continuing his message.] A walking GPS? That sounds rather convenient. Definitely better than what I've got.

[it could be their date, although there's one teeny-tiny problem:] Would we maybe be able to meet at a later time today or tonight? I've got a prior engagement that needs handling. [oh god, klaus, why did you say it like that?]

Come on, man, it wouldn't make you pitiful. Even if you were a virgin, we could find a way to fix that.

How unfortunate... but we're going to fix that. I mean, maybe? We've also got my room, y'know! It isn't always an indescribable mess, after all.

[joke or not, klaus is latching on and rolling with it because why the fuck not?]

Okay, okay, you got it. Clothes will get into the hamper and the bed will be made if needed.

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