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[villaindujour]

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[ltbrownnoser]

Right, well good luck, yeah? In the meantime, don't make plans for tonight. I'm bringing home this lovely specimen for us to play with. Don't say I never gave you anything, my love.

[channellings]

Holyfuckingshit, consider my schedule cleared for the night, then! Frankly, sweetheart, I don't deserve you.

[ltbrownnoser]

Frankly, my darling, nobody does. But I love you anyway and sharing is caring. I'll text Scott to find somewhere else to stay the night and then I'll see you soon.

[channellings]

Sounds good to me. The poor boy probably doesn't need his ears bleeding from all the noise he'd have to suffer through.

[ltbrownnoser]

Really though. I let him know he's welcome to join but since I reckon he'd rather not that it might be best if he could find somewhere else to stay for the night. I dunno if we'll need the whole night, but it doesn't hurt yeah?

[channellings]

Better safe than sorry when it comes to this kinda thing, yeah. Maybe one day we'll break him down? But I don't think it'll be today.

[ltbrownnoser]

Yeah, I figure as well. Are you excited? I'm practically vibrating, I'm so excited. I haven't had a good threeway in an age and I've been wanting to have at you since I met you. Yeah, I'm also thinking it won't be today, mate.

Right, on my way up now. Do a quick declutter and figure out whose bedroom is the least messy so we don't embarrass ourselves, yeah?

[channellings]

Extraordinarily! I can't remember the last time I hooked up with more than one person at a time. [actually, yes, he can... and it was terrible? so let's hope this goes better than that, but he's got a good feeling.] That's alright, at least you'll get your share of me now.

Yeah, that's definitely going to be your room since mine's as messy as its owner right now... but I got us covered.

[ltbrownnoser]

I can remember, but it's been a woeful gap between then and now. Oi, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be in my room all the bloody time when you haven't got your own, just watch.

( Is that joking or wishful thinking? The world may never know. )

Right, toss my dirty clothes in the hamper, will you, darling? I think that's all. Maybe make the bed if I forgot. Quick like. Be there in two shakes.

[channellings]

How unfortunate... but we're going to fix that. I mean, maybe? We've also got my room, y'know! It isn't always an indescribable mess, after all.

[joke or not, klaus is latching on and rolling with it because why the fuck not?]

Okay, okay, you got it. Clothes will get into the hamper and the bed will be made if needed.

[ltbrownnoser]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brilliant, thank you!