In my defense, I'm bad at most things so this is hardly the worst thing to be bad at.

[ What's a little self-deprecating human between friends, right? In spite of himself, Derek laughs, shaking his head. ]

That's probably true, but it's also probably true that I'm your best friend because I'm the only one bad enough at people to feel like randomly inviting you to have a drink wasn't fucking weird. In retrospect, it was fucking weird and I can't believe you took me up on it.