Well, I'm sure you both have very important things to say but you can't simply look like that, together no less, and expect me to be able to focus at all.
[ Klaus rolls his eyes, and if either look too closely, it might be obvious that he is enjoying a bubble bath, suds foaming up around his chest, hair tied up on the top of his head. He's also 100% smoking in the bathroom, sorry roomies. ]
But I'll have you both know I've reached out to all of my little undead friendlies, the ones who are still around. They come and go. Might as well have eyes all around, especially those the government can't see. [ He takes a long drag from his cigarette and breathes out a sigh with the plume of smoke. ]
But I hope you both practice what you preach; the whole cocky and stupid part. I'll bring you both dinner when I'm done luxuriating here in the royal hot springs.
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[ Klaus rolls his eyes, and if either look too closely, it might be obvious that he is enjoying a bubble bath, suds foaming up around his chest, hair tied up on the top of his head. He's also 100% smoking in the bathroom, sorry roomies. ]
But I'll have you both know I've reached out to all of my little undead friendlies, the ones who are still around. They come and go. Might as well have eyes all around, especially those the government can't see. [ He takes a long drag from his cigarette and breathes out a sigh with the plume of smoke. ]
But I hope you both practice what you preach; the whole cocky and stupid part. I'll bring you both dinner when I'm done luxuriating here in the royal hot springs.