I can remember, but it's been a woeful gap between then and now. Oi, by the time I'm done with you, you'll be in my room all the bloody time when you haven't got your own, just watch.

( Is that joking or wishful thinking? The world may never know. )

Right, toss my dirty clothes in the hamper, will you, darling? I think that's all. Maybe make the bed if I forgot. Quick like. Be there in two shakes.