Cute. [sort of? also hella b o r i n g] And you had one date then married her?

[reminds him of the joke he made with luther some time back. eddie, however, might not be a virgin. (although that's something else he shouldn't go making assumptions about—) but damn, the network isn't taking any prisoners today.]

Ahhh, you had one of those overprotective mommies who didn't wanna let their little boy go... that makes more sense.