text to Isaac Lahey; redirected to first three respondents

[pantomath]

Right, two things:

1. I'm really going to need you to turn the TV down. I can't even think straight and you never let it blare like that. What are you even doing out there?

2. Really, what are you doing out there, mate? What is that smell?! It's like a tube of toothpaste exploded, I can smell it from here. What are you making? Whatever it is, there's too much mint. ENTIRELY too much. It's going to taste really bloody awful, I can assure you. Actually...you don't even LIKE mint, what's going on with you tonight?

I suppose that was more than two things, wasn't it? Sorry...